By Adam Lewis Schroeder

ISBN-10: 1771620641

ISBN-13: 9781771620642

When widowed father and replacement instructor Peter Giller leads an eleventh-grade category on a box journey to a plastics manufacturing facility, he thinks the worst which could take place is that the mother or father volunteers won’t appear (they don’t), the youngsters may be impolite (they are) or the loose lunch might be negative (it is).

A leaking pipe sprays Peter and the scholars with a mysterious crimson goo and “the worst which can ensue” spikes from inconvenient to catastrophic. initially, the goo’s unusual unwanted effects are gentle: short-temperedness, sawdust-scented B.O. and an unquenchable yearning for bacon. Then issues get spooky: Peter’s hands begin falling off, his scholars fail to remember easy methods to learn, nobody has to pee—ever—and empathy for human discomfort plummets, specifically if somebody will get among them and their bacon.

Peter can’t determine what’s happening—surely he’s now not a zombie? At no time in any motion picture does a zombie force a vehicle and anticipate his reattached arms the ways that he isn't a zombie, and besides, he craves bacon, now not brains. yet basic humans don’t placed their our bodies again including staple weapons and thumb tacks, or reflect on biting off ears. Peter’s certainly no longer healthy to be round his young ones, and his spouse's mother “temporarily” adopts them.

Peter’s young ones are all he has left, and he’ll do whatever to be with them back. He races around the nation in a stolen ambulance to stand down pinstriped bureaucrats, affectionate farm-girls and monsters plucked from mythology in his look for the cure—if it exists—to his frightening . All-Day Breakfast will fulfill all appetites for the visceral, the violent and hilarious.

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