By Adam Lewis Schroeder
A leaking pipe sprays Peter and the scholars with a mysterious crimson goo and the worst which can ensue” spikes from inconvenient to catastrophic. initially, the goo’s unusual unwanted effects are gentle: short-temperedness, sawdust-scented B.O. and an unquenchable yearning for bacon. Then issues get spooky: Peter’s hands begin falling off, his scholars fail to remember easy methods to learn, nobody has to peeeverand empathy for human discomfort plummets, specifically if somebody will get among them and their bacon.
Peter can’t determine what’s happeningsurely he’s now not a zombie? At no time in any motion picture does a zombie force a vehicle and anticipate his reattached arms the ways that he isn't a zombie, and besides, he craves bacon, now not brains. yet basic humans don’t placed their our bodies again including staple weapons and thumb tacks, or reflect on biting off ears. Peter’s certainly no longer healthy to be round his young ones, and his spouse's mother temporarily” adopts them.
Peter’s young ones are all he has left, and he’ll do whatever to be with them back. He races around the nation in a stolen ambulance to stand down pinstriped bureaucrats, affectionate farm-girls and monsters plucked from mythology in his look for the cureif it existsto his frightening . All-Day Breakfast will fulfill all appetites for the visceral, the violent and hilarious.
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